If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
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- february 4th 2063
- me: aaaah yes, today's the day.......
- grandkids: if we have to hear about fall out b-
- me: SAVE ROCK AND ROLL
- me: punches grandkids in face
- me: backflips out of chair
- me: runs down the street screaming "FALL OUT BOY FOREVER"
This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS
should i play it I’m honestly scared
omg this is the scaryiest thing i have ever heard!